Monday, February 27, 2006


What a way to start my week.

I was shaving just a few minutes ago -- getting rid of my daily outgrowth of stubble and weekly crop of moustache and goatee -- when I somehow managed to eviscerate my lip.

I was shaving my moustache (which was starting to look almost Brawnyman-esque) from the ends moving inward, as I always do, when somehow my triple-action lubricated blade slipped and sliced sideways across my lip.

Funny thing about face-wounds -- even tiny ones -- is that they bleed like crazy. I was just about soaked in my own blood before I had enough foresight to apply pressure with a wad of toilet paper. My next thought was to go and look for some anti-bacterial ointment to keep me from getting infected.

So, off I go, rooting around the house looking for a tube of ointment. After I had asked just about everyone I could find, I found some and made my way back to my bathroom....

...only to look in the mirror and discover that thanks to my accident, I stopped shaving my moustache at just the right moment to give me a historically accurate "Hitler" look. Thats right, folks, I went walking around my house accidentally donning the worst moustache ever: The Hitler.

And to top it all off: the bloody scab on my lip makes it look like I have a terrible case of herpes. Hooray.

If you need something to cheer you up (and I know that I do) check out 30-second bunnies. All of your favorite classic movies, condensed into 30 seconds and starring.....bunnies. It's hilarious, and safe for work, too!


At 2/27/2006 4:18 PM, Blogger freethnkr said...

Just be glad it was your lip, last time I cut myself shaving I almost lost a...

hee hee


At 2/28/2006 9:02 AM, Blogger Michael said...

I had to point my Partner towards the bunnies, too. He is always saying "[Whatever] is for rabbits!" Now he can see how true it is.

Sorry about the slice and dice. Someday you can impress some twink by claiming it is a dueling scar.

bvvlfnm -- the sound of one bunny clapping

At 2/28/2006 6:33 PM, Blogger geek_boi said...

Ftr, ouch. I can't even think about that. Glad you liked the bunnies!

Damien, Twinks are for rabbits. ;-)

dzdfoho -- Frozen Yogurt from Serbia.


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